1 post tagged “meat”

I know men like their bacon, but will they like this?

I mean, it's bacon and boobs, neither of which requires any explanation. Cosmopolitan magazine should have done this instead of instructing us to tickle our men with feathers or titillate them with pasties.

I wonder whether the bacon brassiere (italics for a Frawnsh accent) was inspired by this gruesome photoshoot on ANTM Cycle 10 where the models had to don clothing made from pieces of meat. Like beef knickers.

Incidentally, the idea of edible underwear baffles me -- do you consume it during foreplay while your partner tries to stifle her laughter as she waits for you to finish chewing, or do you simply administer well-placed bites to remove the cherry-flavoured thong from her body?  Either way, it does not sound sexy.